staggeringly redundant

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:47:14 GMT

i've got to find the better way!
...just not today

the night it is warm

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:23:18 GMT

DAY. awkward is my breakfast meal. young nurse girls who utilize the phrase "whatevs" cause me to space out. tiny tots in dressup garb are ripe for the picking.
mmm..little witch...who let you walk home alone! for real.

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 07:47:05 GMT

motherfucking Tooth Ache from hades...out of Nowhereeee
ET-style ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhh :*(
chewing baby apirin & swilling liquorings illicted about three solid minutes of relief...goddamn. must try harder...
i wish for pain medicines to begin falling from the skytops now

does you cat make too much noise?!

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:16:08 GMT

i don't know...the answer
it's cowboy roumdup out there :*(
i'm late for wherever i've got to be...like always
i need to buy computer duster...this keyboard is absurd! ...which just makes me think of poor old sunshiny allison...ohh, intervention
know-nothin-nonsense
christ i'm late
i should go...but i'm going to sit here & watch this silly internet clip 30 times in a row instead & laugh every time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47D9-U8hn5I&feature=player_embedded

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:32:16 GMT

money matters are making me excessively cranky & nnap..appp.ppathetic
i do not particularly care for it
no one wants anything to be easy
they never do
buncha d-bags

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:25:50 GMT

ohhh, fine. i am feeling disenchanted with existing : ) the lady at the court house was a real upleasant kinda lady so i just acted like i didn't understand a word she was saying & she got all annoyed & that kind of made me feel better about hating her. then my poor sad cancer car died in the middle of traffickkk. well--he didn't so much die as he sputtered & refused--REFUSED--to continue on. it was still makin noises & goin & stuff it just wouldn't drrrive. it caused me to utilize a variety of curse words in a repeated fashion. moslty "fuck" & "swell"
i don't want to go back to werkinz & finish the UPS but i will...& then...pools of despair! for certain. poooooor cancercar. i giveup too

foodfail

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:45:56 GMT

i tried to feed myself tonight & wound up buying a five dollar bottle of grapefruit juice instead...i don't really prefur grapefruit juice...just in theory (sour...fruit...juice...should = delicious!) but it appeared so refreshing on the supermarket shelf tha i could not resist. i figured i'd force myself to enjoy it...or toss in a bunch of vodka & confuse myself into enjoying it. time to attempt the latter. dinner cheers

skyessplode

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:07:38 GMT

http://stardate.org/nightsky/meteors/

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:58:52 GMT

my cars death rattle breaks my heart more than a little bit.
stupid cunt bitches from the city hall court house agitate me in the depths of my soul...more than a little bit. i still have to go deal with them at some point...maybe tomorrow...but i have my doubts.
aly tried to cheer me up by taking me to donate blood but my blood pressure was too high at the time (yeeeaaahhh it does that) & she was too iron-deficiant so we were both rejected : ) it was kind of cute really...in a sick,sad, pathetic sort of way : ) i was always told that i had really pretty blood as a child. that's fucked up & creepy to me in my older years but i think i will be secretly dissapoitned if no one mentions it. i'll be all sadly looking to the strange phlembot who pulls my card... "don't you think my blood is pretty? : ( " stupid creepy childhood experiences molding me into the stupid creep that i am today. oh,ho

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:20:50 GMT

bullshit fucking nightmares >:(
bullshit fucking nap.
all those horrible picturetimey thoughts crammed into less than an hour
dizzzy
i'm still super tired..but i'm not goin' backin there...not just yet

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:41:12 GMT

oh for fucks sake

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:44:54 GMT

soup would make it allll better
ohh, soup

my phone & internet browser indicate that i made travel plans in the night!
this causes me to snicker
ohh, travel plans

tinygiant

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:20:30 GMT

so i discovered this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDYPUYwGH2A&feature=related

& my whole day got made.

he's a motivational jesuschrist singer/songriter that was born with no arms & deformed legs. he parades about the world hookhand-feeding his message to the kiddies & staying away from the swings
needless to say i find him eternally delightful. eternally, like jesus. or you know...satan. whatever works

anyway, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep & have nightmares for the rest of my life now.

a pony in the river turning blue

Sat, 16 May 2009 13:38:45 GMT

the police folk are convinced that my gentleman neighbor fellow is shelled up in his home with an automatic weapon--
they are crawling all about my outdoor space with their guns drawn demanding that he show himself
i must wonder what led to these events....
i did hear him arguing very early this morning with an unspecified lady friend regaurding the loaction of his hat...
several hours of "find my hat, bicth!! you find it now!! find my fucking hat!!!" "honeyyyy!! you threw it in the tree, remember!!?" followed by some very abrasive demands to "GET ON THE GROUND!! you get on the ground NOW!! keep your hands where i can see them!! keep--"
this is apparently when he retreated into his living quarters
i really have to wonder why they suspect he is with weapon
i would lament further but i must flee to be with my elderly gran-folk & endure this feverache otherwhere--

sleepytop mntn

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:36:53 GMT

: /
All answers need to start with the same letter that starts your first name:

1. What is your name? heather
2. A four-letter word: hate
3. A boy's name: henry
4. A girl's name: heathen (i'd name my girl child heathen)
5. An occupation: honest abe
6. A colour: heather
7. Something you wear: hat
8. A food: hampster
9. Something found in the bathroom: heiniken
10. A place: hates -- i'm sorry my spelling is poor - HATE EE'S -- oh right, hades
11. A reason for being late: hate!
12. Something you shout: h e l p p p
13. A movie title: heathers
14. Something you drink: hot lava
15. A musical group: hanson
16. An animal: hay-bear
17. A street name: hudson
18. A type of car: hiii brid
19. A song title: hangin out with ray
20. A verb: hurt

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:43:15 GMT

i keep having this strange dream that i'm a brilliant olympic ice skater glidin on a city-wide open rink all alone in the crisp winter night. it's peacful & no purgatory hell-demons are trying to viciously murder me & suck out my soul...so i'll take it

five whole months of the sammmmme every,time,sleepy,time,night,time,dinner,time

[nothing but the spill l l ling of useless & uncalled for signals from our preposterously huge & active brains,z,z , . .] blah, blah, blah

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:48:10 GMT

be en thi nki in a nd d d dri nk innn all o vv err t t h e t own mu st be e e g ea r r r ing u p p f or some kind o f m e l t d d ddown

i sleep on my back cuz its good for the spine & coffin rehearsal

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:34:24 GMT

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/

thanks, shitty news. i feel much better.

he sold his soul to satan, boy will he be sad

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:07:53 GMT

i woke up with the "fall of christopher robin" by current 93 playing in brain this morning for absolutely no reason at all. then i had a mimosa & slept in til four...something i haven't done since...since i can't remember when. i didn't dream about death & terror & the apocolypse...but i did dream about going to jonas brothers concert & various other popular culture bullshit...i figure them up about the same.

happy 200999

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:22:57 GMT

my boots are not waterproof ...& that's about enough for today.
time to make eggnog.

http://www.explodingdog.com/title/whatareyoustilldoinghere.html

Happy thanks giving!

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:13:43 GMT

http://www.explodingdog.com/title/ionlyloveyouwhenimdrunk.html

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:37:46 GMT

i've been thinking a lot...more...about albert camus
lately

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:53:58 GMT

bah

i know

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:55:59 GMT

http://www.explodingdog.com/title/youredrinkingtoomuch.html

i had a nightmare that that family with seventeen children who aren't allowed to kiss until after marriage took me to disneyland & made me ride that awful terror wheel with them over & over...
i'm never watching the TLC family channel before bed again ) :

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:34:56 GMT

i've misplaced my poor sad ipod for good it would seem...out there bein' skinned alive by some {insert horror} lovin fuckface
so so so tired tired tired

i want to strangle an infant
i hope i (dont?) start using my jcpenny voice at work